"I do all the Australian things - I go to AFL matches, but I don't really have a team.. So I generally go for who would win if their mascots were to fight.
So if there were the Tigers against the Kangaroos, a tiger would destroy a kangaroo. But then if it were the Bombers against the Tigers, the bombers would just carpet bomb the tigers natural habitat and push them to extinction, you know?
But it can get a bit tricky - I went to one match and it was the Dockers against the Blues.... 🤷🏻♂️😕 The guys that work down at the wharfs are notoriously tough, but depression can defeat anyone!"