I use to love a good quote; a good tidbit of wisdom or inspiration...then social media happened🙄 It all sounds like a Stuart Smalley sketch now 😂 If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you...love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it's probably shit...being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet, no one really knows how😎
I hate the f*cking park man 🙄
All these moms out here tryna one-up each other with how awesome and brilliant their kids are, and how WOKE they are about perfect parenting I AM DEAD 😂😂😂
Like no, I haven't tried a vegan diet to cure my kids' autism, do you not see the chicken nuggets he's scarfing down at this exact moment??? Yep, he's vaccinated, and okay I'm SURE he caught autism from it JUST LIKE your best friend's sister's cousin's autistic nephew, thank God I ran into Dr. Oz at the park I had no idea!!!! 🙄
also YES, I know he looks SO NORMAL but TRUST ME on this one you will see him casing the perimeter of this park shortly rehearsing an entire Bubble Guppies episode word for word under his breath and it will be clear....... veganism is NOT the answer because the special is strong with this one and I intend to let my child MF LIVEEE because life is short and YOLO and shit
So please for the love of God and sweet baby Jesus, leave me the hell alone to enjoy his cold leftover fries and Coke because health is a lifestyle and I'm not about it BYEEEEE 👏🏼👏🏼😜
Ellen was awarded a Medal of Freedom from Obama yesterday for the impact she has had on society and the fight for human rights. She totally deserves it. Thank you, Ellen DeGeneres.