To the hackers that hacked me last night:
Social media is a place for people to escape their lives. When you hack someone, you really do hurt them. I understand, as someone who also knows how to hack, that it's tempting. But in this situation, this isn't just a one-time hack. You've hacked me more than once, and I know resetting the password doesn't help, and you know that too. When you go through and delete someone's dms, edit their bio, and try to change their private info, that's not okay.
I approach you and kindly ask you to share your lettuce. Rudely you refuse without giving a reason.
Two days later you will transform into a head of lettuce right in front of your three month old weasel.
That's what happens when you don't share lettuce.